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"Uncle Bonsai"
(active ? - 1989) U.S.A.

Uncle Bonsai

Musical group

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A Seattle based trio, famous in the 80's for such hits as Charlie and Me, Suzie, Penis Envy, I Want a Man, and Boys Want Sex in the Morning. It was formed by Ashley O'Keeffe, Arni Adler, and Andrew Ratshin.

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I Want A Man
Words and Music by Uncle Bonsai

I want a man who'll do the dishes, I want a man who'll make the bed
I want a man who's not suspicious, I want a man who's half way dead
I want a man who'll do the laundry, vacuum the carpet, sweep the floor
I want a man who knows his boundaries, no one could ask for more

I want a man who'll shut up sit down "yes dear, here dear, right away"
I want a man who follows orders, I want a man with nothing to say
I want a man with no ambition, I want a man with half a brain
I want a man without a mission, I want a man who won't complain

I want a man who'll carve the turkey, feed the goldfish, cook a meal
I want a man who's kind of drippy, I want a man who does not feel

Just a minute, dear I am coming, just a moment I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear, Just a minute, you'll need a tray

I want a man with no desires, I want a man without a goal
I want a man who'll stir the fire, stir the coffee and stir the coal
I want a man who likes what I like, does what I do, won't say no
I want a man who'll always be there, I want a man who'll let me go

Just a second I'll fix the toaster, just a second I'll get the door
Just a minute you'll need a coaster, Let me get it your feet are sore
Just a minute, dear I am coming, just a moment I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear, Just a minute, you'll need a tray

Just a minute, dear, wait a minute darling,
Just a minute Love, I'm on my way
Can I get you this? Can I get you that,
Can I get you anything at all to start your day?

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