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           Started on
     May 1st 1999    
Page 5    
Lesbians & Others

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Boyfriends & Girlfriends

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

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Easter Bunny

Bunny

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Q. - What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 governement employees in one room?

A. - 100 people that don't do dick!


Q. - What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

A. - GEEZ! we do taste like chicken!


Q. - What did one lesbian say to the other after they slept together for the first time?

A. - The moving truck's coming at ten

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Statement!

Statement

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Q. - How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

A. - All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.


Q. - What does a lesbian bring on a second date?

A. - A U-Haul Truck!


Q. - Why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?

A. - It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face

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Keyboard

Keyboard

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Q. - What's the definition of a lesbian?

A. - Just another woman trying to do a man's job.


Q. - What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

A. - Well hung


Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

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Safe Sex?

Safe Sex

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Q. - How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

A. - 5 - 1 to change it and 3 to organize the potluck, and the other to write a folk song about it.


Q. - How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. - Two. One to screw it in, and one to say "That's not funny!"

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School

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Q. - What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur?

A. - Licalotapus


Q. - How many femmes does it take to change a tire?

A. - Two. One to call AAA and the other to whine about the axle grease on her skirt.

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Snow 1

Snow 1

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Q. - What do Lesbians cook for dinner?

A. - Nothing, they eat out


Q. - What do you call two butches bonding?

A. - Monday night football

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Snow 2

Snow 2

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Q. - What do you call an Irish Lesbian?

A. - Gaylick


Q. - What's a butch's favorite place to shop?

A. - The Snap-On Tools outlet

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Snow 3

Snow 3

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Q. - What did Ellen DeGeneres say to Kathie Lee Gifford?

A. - May I be frank with you tonight?


Q. - What do you call two femmes bonding?

A. - Expensive

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Snow 4

Snow 4

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