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     December 5th 2000    
Page 20    
Elections... erections

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The Florida Problem...

Election

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Once upon the time...

Two kids, George W. and Albert, decided to play a game -- who could have the longest erect election...

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georgealbert

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It was a really passionate game, and theyir friends divided in two groups;

the donkeys             and             the elefants...

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albertgeorge

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You could see their supporters and fans waving big signs in the roads...

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georgealber

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For many and many days it was not clear who could be the winner, they were really even in all and for all... Thus a new, strange signs started to appear here and there...

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And even new bills were printed by the U.S.A. Mint...

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money 1

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money 3

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money 5

money 6

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And who was the winner?

The mass media, the lawyers and the judges, of course, who had lot of extra work and money (the real one) to earn!

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democratsrepublicans

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eye of democracy

Eye of democracy

During the historic presidential vote recount, Republican Judge Robert Rosenberg, member of the Broward County Florida Canvassing Board, scrutinizes a disputed presidential ballot in a courtroom at the Broward County Courthouse in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where ballot counting had been moved after violence broke out at the emergency operations center.

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