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           Started on
     May 1st 1999    
Page 21    
Answers to insistent approaches

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At times there is somebody we don't like, at the pub, at the disco or at the club, cruising us and boring us to death. What can we answer to his insistent approaches, to get rid of him? You can choose here...

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Q. - Can I have your name?

Q. - Why? Don't you already have one?

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Q. - So, what do you do for as living?

Q. - I am a cop, in the vice-squad.

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Q. - May I have the pleasure of this dance?

Q. - No. I'd like to have some pleasure too!

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Q. - I am a photographer, and I've been looking for a face like yours!

Q. - I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours!

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Q. - Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Q. - Must've been once. 'Cause I never make the same mistake twice.

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Q. - Haven't I seen you some place before?

Q. - Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore!

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Q. - How did you get to be so beautiful?

Q. - I must've been given your share!

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Q. - Your face must turn a few heads!

Q. - And your face must turn a few stomachs!

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Q. - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

Q. - Okay. Get out!

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Q. - I think I could make you very happy.

Q. - Why? Are you leaving?

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Q. - What would you say if I asked you to be my lover?

Q. - Nothing. 'Cause I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

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Q. - If I could see you naked, I'll die happy.

Q. - If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Q. - Where have you been all my life?

Q. - Hiding from you!

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Q. - Where have you been all my life?

Q. - Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

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Q. - Hey, man, what's your sign?

Q. - Do - Not - Enter.

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Q. - How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Q. - On your face!

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