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           Started on
     May 1st 1999    
Page 24    
Workers and Employees

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Construction Workers

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.

So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!"

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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Climbing...

Climbing

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Mary

The flaming fag was walking by the construction site when he saw a gorgeous He-man.

He stopped, gawked, then began flirting outrageously.

Finally, the construction worker shouted, "Get out of here, you queer, or I'll ram this jackhammer up your ass."

"Oooooo," twitted the fag as he bent over, "I thought you'd never ask."

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The Employee

Boss

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Q. - What do you call a gay milkman?

A. - A dairy queen.

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Interview

Interview

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You're Not Sure of:

The Doctor: because he says, "Take off your clothes"

The Dentist: because he says, "Open wide"

The Hairdresser: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

The Milkman: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back"

The Interior Decorator: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."

The Share Broker: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

The Banker: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

The Hunter: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"

The Telephone Guy: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

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Didn't you say you needed a... job?

Service

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Q. - Why did a gay guy get a job at the loading dock?

A. - He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

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The Butler

Interview

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