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           Started on
     May 1st 1999    
Page 25    
Questions and Answers

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Q. - How can you make a gay man scream twice?

A. - Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

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Q. - Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?

A. - Two held her down while the third did her hair.

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Q. - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

A. - A guy who's kinky brushes his cock with a feather; a pervert fucks the whole chicken.

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Q. - Do you know what drag is?

A. - It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

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Q. - Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?

A. - He didn't like the way he was being reared.

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Q. - Did you hear about the gay electron?

A. - Went around blowing fuses.

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Q. - Why do so many gays have moustaches?

A. - To hide the stretch marks.

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Q. - Is it better to be born black or gay?

A. - Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.

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Q. - What's a real gay buddy?

A. - Someone who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one.

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Q. - What's the difference between a straight man and a gay man?

A. - The number of beers you have to buy each before you take him home.

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