Q. - How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A. - Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Q. - Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?
A. - Two held her down while the third did her hair.
Q. - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A. - A guy who's kinky brushes his cock with a feather; a pervert fucks the whole chicken.
Q. - Do you know what drag is?
A. - It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
Q. - Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
A. - He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q. - Did you hear about the gay electron?
A. - Went around blowing fuses.
Q. - Why do so many gays have moustaches?
A. - To hide the stretch marks.
Q. - Is it better to be born black or gay?
A. - Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.
Q. - What's a real gay buddy?
A. - Someone who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one.
Q. - What's the difference between a straight man and a gay man?
A. - The number of beers you have to buy each before you take him home.