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           Started on
     May 1st 1999    
Page 27    
Tests and Games

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A Test for You!

TeletubbiesThe following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing you personality with one simple question.

WHICH IS YOU FAVORITE TELETUBBIE:

A. PURPLE
B. GREEN
C. YELLOW
D. RED

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DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN!

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HAVE YOU DECIDED?

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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS

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PROFILE FOR THE WOMEN:

A. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and erratic. You have many ideas and set high standards for yourselves and others. Stay away from Green Teletubbie people, they tend to bring you down.
B. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to please others. Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match for you.
C. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come to you when troubled because you always make them feel better about themselves. You are apt to clash with Red Teletubbie people.
D. If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are fierce in your options and quick to anger, but stick by your friends through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people are an explosive combination.

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PROFILE FOR THE MEN:

A. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. YOU ARE GAY
B. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. YOU ARE GAY
C. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. YOU ARE GAY
D. If you chose the Red Teletubbie. YOU ARE GAY

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And Now A Really Cool Game

First things first: NO CHEATING Really. I mean it.
Don't cheat.
This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes
It's worth it. It's kinda eerie....

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PREPARATION

First, Get a blank piece of paper and pen.
P.S. When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's people you ACTUALLY KNOW, and go with your first instincts!
Scroll down one line at a time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun!
Are you ready?

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RULES

1.) First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2.) Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you want.

3.) Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of your same sex. Don't look ahead--or it won't turn out right!

4.) Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.

5.) Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

6.) Finally, make a wish...

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And here is the key for this game.

1.) You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game in (the number in space 1) days in order to make your wish come true.
2.) The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3.) The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4.) You care most about the person you put in 4.
5.) The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6.) The person you name in 6 is your lucky star
7.) The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in 3
8.) The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9.) The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.
10.) And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life!

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