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           Started on
     August 9th 2010    
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Adam and others




How did you know?

A young nice man was sunbathing, lying on his belly, on a naturist beach on a beach. When he looked up he noticed that a handsome, naked hunk had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to his and began reading a book. Smiling, he attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"Hello, there, how are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," the hunk responded, and turned back to his book...

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" he asked.

"This is the first time since my lover left me two years ago," the man replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. Also my lover parted from me three years ago and it is very lonely," he countered. "Do you live around here?" he then queried.

"Yes, I live over there," the hunk answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying desperately to find any topic of common interest, he persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket, and climbed on top him, spread his buttocks and gave him the most wonderful, passionate sex he'd ever experienced in his entire life.

After the cloud of sand began to settle, the young nice man gasped and asked him, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"




Poor Guido!

A virile, middle-aged Italian gay gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond man that his gaydar spotted at once.

Things progressed to the point where he invited the blondie back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled his guest senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked, in his approximate English but with a smile, "So, you finish?"

The blondie paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for him and the rattling resumed. This time the blondie thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, the blondie returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this young man unsatisfied, Guido reaches for him yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into the blondie's eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond young man whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

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